Last Updated on September 13, 2023 by Kelly
The long-awaited addition to the Lovense line of toys is finally here with the Lovense Sex Machine.
The Lovense Sex Machine is accessible and easy to use, and combined with Lovense’s amazing Bluetooth technology, is unlike any Machine I’ve experienced.
This could be the purchase of a lifetime to add this incredible machine to your collection.
Read on in this Lovense Sex Machine review to learn more about this powerful toy.
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What is The Lovense Sex Machine?
The Lovense Sex Machine is a Bluetooth-enabled and Remote app-controllable penetrative sex machine from Lovense.
Lovense makes some of the best teledildonic toys, and their hand-held and hands-free sex toys like the Lush, Hush, and Nora are excellent choices.
Lovense is now offering a new experience with this powerful, double-sided machine capable of reaching 300 strokes per minute.
With their futuristic tech-forward design, Lovense pairs all of their toys with their highly-rated Lovense Remote app, a totally free feature.
Lovense is also a company with partners in mind, and the Sex Machine is no different.
One of the best parts of using the Lovense Remote app is the ways to enhance play with a partner, like the long distance control feature.
You can have a special friend control your toy’s vibrations and pulses from a few feet or a few miles away.
Along with remote control abilities through the Remote app, the Lovense Sex Machine connects people in a whole new way.
Rather than being just a toy for long-distance and remote play, the Lovense lets partners pleasure themselves with a toy at the same time.
This two-sided machine can pleasure two people simultaneously and can even do so in sync.
This high-quality machine is made with bodysafe materials like silicone, ABS plastic, and metal.
The toy is simple to set up and install and includes multiple setup and usage guides to help you through the process. Lovense’s customer support is also always ready to help.
With its industry-standard Vac-U-Lock technology, attachments to the toy stay suctioned in place for ultimate pleasure and safety. Your toy will not get thrown off during use.
When purchased through the Lovense online store, the Lovense Sex Machine also comes with a 1-year warranty.
This sturdy machine is made to last, and you can read below for how best to clean and care for the machine, along with setup tips and other helpful information.
I have been anticipating the release of this Lovense Sex Machine for months since I heard the announcement.
I could not be happier with how it functions, and I am thrilled to have a piece of technology like this to call my own – well, my partner gets part of it, too!
Seriously, there is a reason why it is called a Sex Machine and not just a toy or gadget; this thing does the work. 🙂
Main Features of The Lovense Sex Machine (Reviewed)
App Controlled
Lovense has perfected its Lovense Remote app and this feature is what sets all of their toys apart from any competitor.
So naturally, the Lovense Remote app is an asset for the Lovense Sex Machine.
The app is especially helpful for setting up the two separate sides of the machine. Each partner can control a side separately, or you can have them sync up to the same intensity.
If you are playing along with a long distance partner, on a phone call or video chat, you can also have them control the Sex Machine from anywhere in the world using the app.
The Remote app functions through either a Bluetooth or Wi-Fi connection, so your partner (or viewer) does not need to be in the same room with you to make the Machine do its thing.
Low-Volume Use
Because it is not a vibrating toy with a motor system, the Lovense Sex Machine has a discreet volume level for such a geared-up toy.
The sounds of the Lovense Sex Machine are pretty forgiving. I have had no issue with the sound being too loud through the walls in my home.
Plus, if you have a dishwasher or laundry machine humming in the background, the Lovense Sex Machine’s quiet pulses will not stand out too much.
Powerful Strokes
Wow, I have used thrusting dildos in the past, like the Lovense Nora, but this Lovense Sex Machine is an entirely different experience and one I might just get addicted to.
I enjoyed the intensity of the strokes on this Machine and barely even got up to the highest speed level, though it is nice to know that I have the option to try something so intense.
The Sex Machine can reach a speed of up to 300 strokes per minute. I stayed around the low to medium level of strokes and was quite satisfied.
One amazing part of the Lovense Sex Machine is how adjustable these settings are. The height of the machine and the stroke length can be easily changed to your preferences.
Rather than having your partner try to get their position just right, you can find your perfect angle with the Lovense Sex Machine and keep it there.
Double the Fun
I always worried that incorporating toys in the bedroom might make my partners jealous, especially male partners who might feel they’re being replaced.
But the Lovense Sex Machine makes everyone happy, guaranteed. Two people can get the same pleasure simultaneously with its dual-sided capabilities.
The Machine comes with two differently-sized dildos, so if you really want everyone to feel like they’re getting their fair share, you might want to update your Vac-U-Lock dildo collection.
Use It With Other Toys
I have enjoyed toys that promise a dual orgasm, but the Lovense Sex Machine takes that to another level.
Combining the powerful penetration of the Sex Machine with the rumbly vibrations of a bullet vibrator like the Lovense Ambi Toy, and you can honestly say the toy is better than sex.
It is so nice to have the hands-free pleasure of the Lovense Sex Machine, and it allows my solo play to be a more pleasant experience.
I can hold a toy to my clit while the Sex Machine does the heavy stroking, and I am in total orgasmic heaven.
Lovense Sex Machine and the Lovense Remote App
Pairing the Lovense Sex Machine with your Lovense Remote app is truly a breeze.
First, make sure the app is fully downloaded onto your Bluetooth-enabled smartphone via the Apple App or Google play store.
Next, make sure the Lovense Sex Machine is plugged in and turned on. You will see an indicator light next to the power button to make sure it is connected to power.
Hold down the power button until the indicator light is flashing, which tells you that it is ready to pair with a Bluetooth device.
Open the Lovense Remote app and click on the pair button on the main screen. The app should automatically search for any Lovense compatible toy within range.
Like any Bluetooth pairing, it can take a couple of tries to get the timing right. If your App is not connecting to the Machine, try turning both off and retrying the process again.
The great thing is that once you pair the app and the toy once, you won’t have to do it again.
The app will automatically recognize the Lovense Sex Machine every time you have the two on.
How Big Is Lovense’s Sex Machine – And What Do You Get?
At full size, including the added support legs, the Lovense Sex Machine is 17.79 inches long and 17.72 inches wide.
The machine itself, without the legs, is 15.98 inches long and 5.71 inches wide. So, if you were worried about this taking too much space, you can be assured this is a compact toy.
The Lovense Sex Machine can be adjusted and shifted to fit your sizing needs, including an adjustable stroke length of 11.2 centimeters.
Upon arrival, your Lovense Sex Machine will include two well-sized silicone dildos, the smaller at 5.43 inches and the larger at 6.3 inches in length.
The box will also include:
- A user manual.
- Quick setup guide.
- Assembly instructions.
- A durable storage bag that will definitely come in handy when storing this away.
Turning On and Assembling The Lovense Sex Machine
The Lovense Sex Machine requires a power source, such as a standard outlet.
While that means this toy may not be your best travel buddy, it does mean that you don’t have to sit around waiting for it to charge before you get to play.
The Sex Machine is plug and play: plug it in, and you (and your partner) can play.
Make sure the Lovense Sex Machine is disconnected from power while assembling it.
The included assembly instructions will guide you step by step as you connect the main body of the Sex Machine to the adjustable legs.
Once attached, you should easily be able to raise and lower the legs as needed.
Note that you will want the legs to be at an even level for best use, so make sure both partners are satisfied with the height before using.
Once you have set up the Lovense Sex Machine to your preferred height, you can attach the included Control Box for easy, manual control of the toy.
Download the Lovense Remote app from the Apple App store or Google Play store to pair the Sex Machine with your smartphone.
Pairing the Lovense Sex Machine with the Remote app is as simple as setting it up with any other Lovense toy.
Just because the Machine is bigger doesn’t mean it is harder to control through Bluetooth! Set up through Bluetooth is a breeze.
Usage Tips
When you understand the basics, the Lovense Sex Machine is pretty intuitive to use. However, there are a few things to keep in mind that will make the toy even easier to use.
Set the control to OFF before changing the speed and stroke distance, and do not adjust the speed in the middle of use.
When using the machine for the first time, Lovense suggests using the smallest stroke distance and lowest speed before you get accustomed to the feel of the toy.
Once you feel comfortable with the intensity of the Sex Machine’s abilities, you can adjust as you go to make sure you’re getting the maximum pleasure you can.
You can also keep an eye out for Vac-U-Lock compatible dildos and other toys.
I have enjoyed the silicone dildos that came with the Sex Machine and haven’t found any need to replace them.
However, I can imagine if I was interested in experiencing something girthier or a specialized shape, I might be interested in replacing the dildos on the machine with another toy.
As long as they are Vac-U-Lock toys, they should attach to and stay on the Machine with no problem.
Cleaning The Lovense’s Sex Machine
Like any toy, you want to clean your Lovense Sex Machine before and after every use.
However, unlike most Lovense toys, the Sex Machine is not waterproof and should be given a little extra care.
The Control Box, Power Supply, and the Power Plug on the main body of the machine should only be cleaned with a cloth. Keep liquid away from these areas!
Otherwise, the rest of the toy can be cleaned using standard cleaning practices. The attached dildos and all other parts, like the legs, can be washed with water.
You can use any mild soap, like fragrance-free hand soap, to clean the dildos; or purchase sex toy cleaner from the Lovense website or most sex toy retailers.
Along with cleaning, you will want to maintain the adjustable rails on the machine every few months.
Add mechanical grease to the sliding rails and rod insertion holes every few months or when you notice that the machine is not thrusting as smoothly.
You can purchase a high-temperature mechanical grease online on a website like Amazon or from any standard hardware store. One tub should last you for a while.
Specifications
The Lovense Sex Machine is made up of a few materials: bodysafe silicone in the dildos, and metal and ABS plastic in the rest of the machine.
The total weight of the Machine is about 12.5 kilograms, which comes out to about 27.5 pounds.
The maximum speed that the Machine can reach is about 300 strokes per minute, which I can guarantee you is as fast as you could ever want it to go.
The motor specs on the Machine are 24 V, 5 A and its electrical input is 100-240 V, 50-60 Hz.
Warning
The Sex Machine overall is not waterproof, so don’t want to bring into bathtime. The silicone dildos can withstand some moisture, so feel free to use ample water-based lube.
As a toy that connects directly to an electrical source during use, you also want to practice general caution with what environments you use the toy in.
The body of the Machine will be hot during and after use, so do not make skin contact with the machinery at those times. Wait until the machine is completely cooled before working with it.
Be sure to unplug the Sex Machine, clean and store it away after use.
Pros
- Amazingly powerful strokes
- Adjustable sizing and stroke length
- Can please two partners at once
- Bluetooth compatible with the Lovense Remote app
- Discreet volume and storage with the included bag
Cons
- Large size makes it difficult to travel with or hide in public
- Included dildo size could be too large for some
- No vibration feature
My Verdict
I am obsessed with the Lovense Sex Machine, and I really can say I have never experienced a toy – or really had any bedroom experience – quite like it.
With features like its powerful stroking ability, remote app compatibility, and dual-sided action, this Sex Machine sets itself apart from other Lovense toys and other sex machines.
The Lovense Sex Machine is a game-changer and will totally enhance your solo or partner play. If you have the budget and space, you have to get this incredible Sex Machine.
